BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C – Starbomb


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Directed by Joel C ►
Animation provided by Studio Yotta ►

Royalty-free sound effects from

Neon Starbomb Intro created by Nic Vaughan


My name is Link y’all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I’m bringin you a laid back summertime jam

Hold on a minute Link

Hey what’s up Old Man?

I see that you’re embarking on another epic quest
You’re gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess
But you’ll need a magic weapon that’ll never ever miss
It’s dangerous to go alone take this

Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I’ve never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God that’s not a sword it’s your dick in disguise

Yes I can’t lie I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link don’t leave the cave, where do you think you’re going
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you’re blowing

That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I’ve gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn’t Ganon’s lair, I’m in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty

I’m at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do

Hold on a minute Link

Old man, is that you?

This is a place you can’t survive with just your sword and your wits
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!

Well that’s really kind of…that’s your wrinkled dick again
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I’m not into men

Don’t be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you’re gonna grab her
So why don’t you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?


I’ve got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Ok…now I REALLY don’t know where I am

Hold on a minute Link

GodDAMMIT Old Man!

You’re in Raccoon City, it’s a zombie abyss
It’s dangerous to go alone take….


  1. gigaswardblade says

    Ah yes, raccoon city. My favorite Zelda town.

  2. Red Gamer Boi says

    1:51 is my favorite scene, when he is on the ground

  3. Devin Dunlap says

    Bane Vs Shrek 3D!

  4. Olympia says

    This song is coming with us into 2021

  5. Junior Zablosky says

    "Wee-wee weapon" always gets me

  6. X oTron says

    "This place just like Philadelphia but even more shitty." Gets me everytime

  7. Lucid Gamer says

    Link: oh god that’s not a sword

  8. little bit loe says

    goddamnit im rewatching this for the first time since 2015 and am now realizing ive had a crush on link from this video since i was 12

  9. gacha xxxzombiexxx says

    Di he said bich at 1:49

  10. mr sirpad says

    When i hear this song i fill like am high

  11. Biggles Worth says

    in his inventory at 1:18 he has panties 0-0

  12. Holy Shit Shea says

    Ganondorf gets snacc Zelda and Link gets a child molester

  13. Holy Shit Shea says

    Hey fam, who else was here when this first came out?

  14. Марк Левестам says

    О надеюсь хоть здесь я буду первым русским)

  15. I dunno Haah says

    The old man does know link is a KID

  16. I dunno Haah says

    The art at 0:23 reminds me of links awakenings art style

  17. KazeTheForsaken says

    I was born on April 8th, so this is pretty much the best birthday gift.Thanks Egoraptor <3

  18. Cam Dishart says

    Old man clearly isn't part of the D-club….

  19. RangedWeevil61 says

    First starbomb song I ever heard was this way back in July of 2014 when my brother showed it to me. I still love it as much now as I did then

  20. Edmund Ross says

    It may be my adhd but everything sounded like gibberish…

  21. LittleB says

    1:18 says on the upper right GIRLS BANGED

  22. GelatinousJoe says

    What does the old man say at 2:06 – 2:08?

  23. Killergamer1785 Boy says

    Haven't listen to this in a year still so good

  24. Clone 451 says

    My friend: I have this rash on my bleepMe: 1:14

  25. Shadow Calloway says

    6 years later and i still remember every word

  26. Antonio Salinas says

    i was 9 when i heard this song and i’m now 15🥺🥺🥺

  27. The Broadcaster says

    Stuck in liberty city huh? Just call up my buddy Niko he’ll sort ya out

  28. go go says

    This is so rap it 🤣 the old man

  29. lil dong gang says

    Who are the two people that are labeled as the juice crew?

  30. Lisa Pearson says

    TAKE THIS!!hands link a toe

  31. xxMyChemicalSuicidexx says

    These men are paid to make penis jokes on a regular basis and play video games and Weeb out and making music and have fans and travel and be themselves and inspire others and it all happened bc of such random happenstance I just..I really look up to them. They give me hope that crazy wonderful things can come out of nowhere

  32. smiley satanson says

    gods… i keep forgetting the angelic like voice dan has

  33. Phosphora6 says

    0:39 It's dangerous to go alone take this! That's my favorite part

  34. Phoski_ Gamer says

    2:21 got deamet old men

  35. blueness27 says

    lol play this in 2x

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